"Solon of Athens heard his nephew sing a song of Sappho’s over wine, and since he liked the song so much he asked the boy to teach it to him. When someone asked why, he said, ‘So that I may learn it and die’."

   — Stobaeus, Florilegium 3.29.58 (via likeavirgil)



hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes



sonoci:

do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like

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"MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW"



putins-boyfriend:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

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